Snail Drowns In Beer

petergatsbygreen:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

GROW DINOSAURS

We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.

lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+

ayeishteeruu:

I was talking about diversity in the media with my family and my brother interrupted and was like, “just so you know I’m okay if there is no diversity in horror movies because that helps me sleep at night if I just tell myself that it only happens to white people”

tennants-hair:

hipsterinatardis:

l0rdofthepeasants:

twofingerswhiskey:

ifellforloki:

teenage-dirntbag:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

(american voice) hairy padder

is that how we sound omfg

yes

(british voice) ‘arry pouhta 

(australian voice) hay putta

(filipino voice) hari paterr

(canadian voice) hairee pawterr

(arab voice) heerry bootar

(malfoy voice) POTTER!

(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH

crrabs:

STEAL HER LOOK: Judge Judy
Fendi judge gown: $399
Versace diamond band wring: $2999
Channel diamond ear wrings: $4999
MAC deep plum lipstick: $17.50
Lase detailing: $1.50 per foot
Smile: pricless

crrabs:

STEAL HER LOOK: Judge Judy

Fendi judge gown: $399

Versace diamond band wring: $2999

Channel diamond ear wrings: $4999

MAC deep plum lipstick: $17.50

Lase detailing: $1.50 per foot

Smile: pricless

gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT???
WHAT THE FUCK
W AHT HT E fU CK

gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT???

WHAT THE FUCK

W AHT HT E fU CK

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

casismypie:

LINDA TRAN: THE MOST TERRIFYING 5 FEET OF MOTHERLY WRATH TO EVER WALK THE EARTH

Mrs. Tran could have stopped the apocalypse by telling Michael and Lucifer to stop fighting and apologize to each other.

dollopheadedmerlin:

highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

this-is-wanderlust:

potterheadfrom221bgotthetardis:

you-finally-came-home-to-me:

grippedbydestiel:

That casting is freaking supernatural XXXXXX

Those casting directors must sleep so well at night

ya with that crossroad demon deal hanging over their heads

^^ OMG

And that’s why they were talking about stopping at season 10…their times almost up…

and yet they could get a sam and dean to look alike 

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it