when the sexy lady turns out to be…
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
Man this post is too accurate for words
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
dude sell that shit to disney
we’re all getting arrested for this
I have to believe the President would die laughing at these.
today in class i was putting on lip balm and this guy said “no matter how much makeup you put on you’ll still be ugly” so i just looked at him and said “no matter how much you act like a dick yours won’t get any bigger”
Showing my favourite movie to my friends
This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
It seriously took me like thirty seconds